How to Fix a Flat: with Lance Armstrong

Me: I'd rather not get into it.
My dad: They let him into your office?!
Me: Yes.
My dad: Lance Armstrong?
Me: Yes. He was here.
My dad: How can they do that?! He lied to everybody! He destroyed people who spoke out against him! What was he even doing there?
Me: You know, Dad, I'm not...disputing, but...sigh...he's a complicated guy, and he gave a lot of money to charity, helped a lot of people, and it's not as if he hasn't paid for what he did.
My dad: They let him into your office?!
Me: I'm just telling you that he was here. I saw him, but we didn't make eye contact. If it was Roger Clemens, I'd have gotten out from behind my desk and spit in his face, but...I'd really rather not get into it.
My dad: What was the video even about?
Me: I don't know. We're not supposed to talk about it until it goes online.

via Outside Online